Your Sexts Are Shit: Older Better Letters

Academy of Music Theatre (274 Main Street, Northampton MA 01060)


Adult Content show: All Attendees must be 18 and up. You may be asked to show ID upon entering the venue and there will be no refunds provided for those who are turned away

Sponsored by Northampton Cooperative Bank and NEST3

A new filthy, funny, and intimate solo show featuring Rachel Mars, which triangulates sex and love letters of long dead artists, contemporary sexts and a meditates on the construction of the queer female body. The show features letters from Joyce, Frida Kahlo, Georgia O’Keeffe, Mozart, Charles Bukowski, Radclyffe Hall, Eleanor Roosevelt and others. It also includes sexts sent to Rachel Mars by anonymous donation. It is a Queer Archive of longing, communication, and sex acts.

This event is participating in the Card to Culture Program! They will be offering 10 seats at a discounted price of $10 to any patrons with a valid EBT, WIC, or ConnectorCare card. To purchase these tickets, please visit or call the box office Tuesday through Friday between 3:00pm and 6:00pm. Limit 4 tickets per cardholder per show. Tickets are sold on a first-come-first-serve basis. Find out more at:

The Academy will hold all shows at full capacity and this show will require no additional COVID precautions or requirements. Click here to read our health and safety policy. Fees always apply to purchase. Tickets can be purchased in person or over the phone Tuesday through Friday 3pm to 6pm. Tickets can also be purchased online at any time for no additional cost/fee. All Sales are final. If you have any questions about accessibility, please contact the box office at or (413) 584-9032 X105.

Show Date/Time:
Saturday, March 2, 2024 at 7:30 pm
Doors at 7:00 pm

Ticket Prices:
$15.00 - $18.00 ($19.68 - $23.11 after Fees)

Where/ How Tickets Can be Purchased:
Purchase online using the button on the top right (scroll to the bottom of the page if using mobile), or you may visit or call our box office at 413-584-9032 ext.105.
Box Office Hours are 3pm - 6pm, Tuesday - Friday. Service fees always apply with purchase.